Hotels offer a simple
room key as their promise of satisfaction and comfort. They guarantee privacy with shrouded walls and an unspoken code of silence... but this Innkeeper has some secrets to tell.Go beyond the grand entrances, immaculate lobbies, tidy common areas and elegant guest rooms.
Peer into a world where no demand is too great, nor request too small.
You are cordially invited to satisfy your curiosities as the Innkeeper confesses extraordinary stories and events revolving around the Inn, its staff and the ever-changing assortment of guests from unique to utterly bizarre.
Learn secrets you'll never get from the friendly concierge…or anyone else.
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Welcome to the lobby
There are no magazines in this lobby.
Instead, the Innkeeper presents, Five Star ConfessInns to aid in your lounging pleasure.
(Chosen from submissions by visitors like you.)
Instead, the Innkeeper presents, Five Star ConfessInns to aid in your lounging pleasure.
(Chosen from submissions by visitors like you.)
Five Star 
ConfessInns
ConfessInns Guests Confess:
"I wear my socks whenever I take a shower in a hotel room."
- Dane, Cumberland, RI
"My company's travel coordinator must hate me - I'm stuck at another flea bag motel!"
- George, Trenton, NJ
"I have no idea how I am going to explain all these dirty movie charges to my wife
...I get so lonely on the road."
- Wyatt, Burlington, MA
"I take bacon from the breakfast bar and slip it under my neighbors door to his dog. Poor thing, he leaves it alone most of the day."
" - Len G., Marion, VA
- Dane, Cumberland, RI
"My company's travel coordinator must hate me - I'm stuck at another flea bag motel!"
- George, Trenton, NJ
"I have no idea how I am going to explain all these dirty movie charges to my wife
...I get so lonely on the road."
- Wyatt, Burlington, MA
"I take bacon from the breakfast bar and slip it under my neighbors door to his dog. Poor thing, he leaves it alone most of the day."
" - Len G., Marion, VA
Hoteliers Confess:
"He doesn't know it, but the guy who tipped me 20 bucks today,
is paying for dinner tonight."
- Adam J., Greenville,NC
"I'm going for the promotion and if I don't get it, I'm quitting immediately."
- Olivia, Tucker, GA
"I hate when people snap their fingers at me like a dog! I will basically do whatever
you need me to, just don't treat me like an animal!!"
- Anonymous, Wells,ME
"I gave the wrong directions to someone over the phone today
...I have no idea where I sent them."
- Nancy W, Johnstown, PA
is paying for dinner tonight."
- Adam J., Greenville,NC
"I'm going for the promotion and if I don't get it, I'm quitting immediately."
- Olivia, Tucker, GA
"I hate when people snap their fingers at me like a dog! I will basically do whatever
you need me to, just don't treat me like an animal!!"
- Anonymous, Wells,ME
"I gave the wrong directions to someone over the phone today
...I have no idea where I sent them."
- Nancy W, Johnstown, PA
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InnSpired Quotes
InnSpired Quotes
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
- Muhammad Ali
"If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room,
Matt (Damon) would be the first person I'd call."
- Olivia, Tucker, GA
"As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times I've been in a town where the only entertainment to be had is what you find in the hotel bar or lobby."
- Beau Bridges
"I have never trashed a hotel room or did drugs."
- Sean Connery